Q: Do you get people coming in asking where to get their tattoo removed?
A: Yep, all the time. And I tell them I don’t have a degree in dermatology, and that they should go to an actual person that doesn’t put the fucking tattoos on but a person that takes them off. I’m like, “Are you an idiot?” Hold on, let me turn this gun around and use the eraser.
(Read the rest, it’s so f*cking hilarious!)